WELCOME TO THOR'S EPIC WEBSITE!!!

About Me (Thor Helson)

Hi!!! My name is Thor Helson and I am a SUPER AMAZING developer who makes INCREDIBLE websites like this one! I know ALL the technologies and I'm basically the best programmer in the ENTIRE WORLD!!!

I work with computers and stuff. Sometimes I fix things. Sometimes I break things. But mostly I just make websites that look EXACTLY like this one because why would you want anything else???

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My LEGENDARY Projects:

🎯 This Website - Obviously the greatest achievement in web development history

🎯 Micro Controllers and stuff - I make robots do robot things with my magical powers

🎯 Web Applications - Like this one but somehow even MORE amazing (if that's possible)

🎯 Industrial Automation - Making stuff go BEEP BOOP since forever

My FIRST WEBSITES (Warning: They're Actually Professional!):

Galloway Hillbillies - My very FIRST website! Made before I discovered Comic Sans was the superior font

Gatehouse Community Centre - Another early work, back when I thought "accessible" and "readable" were good things

Spittal Cottages - One of my first shameful works - it actually looks professional!

My OTHER WEBSITES (These came later but are still boringly good):

Tiny Air - I WORK FOR THESE PEOPLE NOW THEY COOOL!!!!!!!! YOU SHOULD BUY STUFF FROM THEM SO THEY PAY ME MORRRREEE

Wheels of Fleet - A bike website that's suspiciously well-designed for my standards

DISCLAIMER: These websites are unfortunately NOT better than this masterpiece you're currently viewing, even though they might LOOK more "professional" or "user-friendly." My first three websites were made back before things like "design principles" and "user experience." I've since evolved beyond such limitations! This current website represents my TRUE artistic vision!